Something is amiss for the first time in my life when I have achieved almost everything that I have I aspired to. I am 68, have been retired for 13 years, and live a comfortable life, except that I don't have a companion, and, frankly, I am not getting any sex. 

And the pool is shrinking for an active, horny senior, when COVID-1 pandemic was shutting down the world. So, I went online looking for love, companionship, or sex.

I'm handsome, or I used to be. I'm smart. I dress well. I'm cool. Funny. Active. I still got a game. But online candidates only see my age 55, and go, "Ca-ching!" They demand money in advance. End of my love story, back to my search for love or companionship.

Of the more than a dozen candidates that I met online, only one seemed sincerely interested in me, rather than my money.  She was 21, mature beyond her years, but young enough to be my great-granddaughter, and still living with her parents!  Should they have engaged out of mutual interests, or should they have passed for the obvious age difference.  Is she his one fateful love, or is she just another catfish ho trying to hustle an old man online?